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uncomfartable 

The physical and emotional discomfort one feels when attempting to hold in gas because the situation or location prohibits the release thereof; resulting in a small leakage of sound or smell.
Man, I had a seriously uncomfartable moment right when Heather and Liam were exchanging their vows. Did you hear me?

Dude, you looked pretty uncomfartable in the elevator; and by the way, did you notice that smell?
uncomfartable by boulderite December 10, 2008

Uncomfartable 

When you've got mad toots building up in your gut, but you're in public so you can't let it out. The pain just festers until you can make a run to the bathroom.
That combo of jalapeno chips and coffee put me in quite the uncomfartable situation during the staff meeting.
Uncomfartable by waffleyacht September 14, 2020

uncomfartable  

(adj.) position and/or situation in which one finds his or her self unable to fart.
When I was at the funeral, it was the most uncomfartable thing ever.

unbomfortable 

The way Bloods say "uncomfortable". Please refer to bicken back bein bool
Mrs Baker , watching her neighbor walking in front of her home "Ricky Henry, take your ass home. "

Ricky Henry aka Grimace "Mrs Baker, shut your ass up. don't call me Ricky Henry, call me Grimace, this my muthafucking neighborhood, all my little homies hanging out today. You making me feel unbomfortable."
unbomfortable by MrFlexx January 10, 2016

uncomfortable high

getting way too high and not knowing what to do or say (panic attack may set in around larger groups). Afters smoking too much of the sweet cheeba, freaking out with abnormal heart beats. Most often occurs after smoking the best Ganja in town. Also known as "U of H".
After ripping the bong, Jimbo became uncomfortable high and broke into cold sweats while speaking in African tongues.

Kenny was cheesing out of his mind, must have been uncomfortable high.

I was so uncomfortable high yesterday, I poured ketchup on my sour patch kids.

uncomfortable silence 

If you hate when people say "awkward silence" you can tell them to shut the fuck up about it and wait for the uncomfortable silence that comes after.
from Pulp Fiction

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
uncomfortable silence by MNCkos August 26, 2012