New Fangled 

An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.

Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmy was rolling down the street!?

Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!

Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!

New Fangled by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

New Fangled 

Something old people say when presented with things that confuse them.

Child: Hey, Grandpa! Check out my 2000 year old Nokia cell phone!

Grandpa: Damn you and your New fangled technology... (proceeds to rant for an hour about things when he was a kid)

New Fangled by TheRoyalBurger June 18, 2022

newfangled 

something that is recently made or discovered relative to the speaker.

To my grampa, this computer seems newfangled.

newfangled by Hank May 12, 2003

newfangelry 

n. Things that are newfangled.

First it's email, then its instant messaging, now its chatroulette - I can't keep up with all this goddamn newfangelry!

newfangelry by Crandel Sandle August 16, 2010

newfangle 

A new and beautiful thing that comes in your life at random points to bring joy and spread happiness.

person 1: wow, you are such a newfangle! i’m so glad you’re in my life
person 2: aw thank you! i think you’re a newfangle too! :)

newfangle by Sarah1847383 July 31, 2021