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Spreitzophrenia
A psychiatric disorder that describes a person who shares or text messages you meaningless or delusional information while you are trying to do something productive.
1.) Your Spreitzophrenia is getting out of control and I think you need to think before you share any additional information.
2.) Your Spreitzophrenic texting is interfering with me getting my work accomplished.
2.) Your Spreitzophrenic texting is interfering with me getting my work accomplished.
Spreitzophrenia by Adiplomate September 5, 2012
Sprutting
When a female does a split with no underwear allowing her vagina to create a suction cup effect with the floor. This results in a sound similar to plunging a toilet full of jello with a garden hose.
"Julie has been sprutting so much lately, the floor is very slippery."
"Does anyone hear Julie? It sounds like 2 sumo wrestlers making a mayonnaise sandwich with water balloons"
"Don't worry, she's just sprutting"
"Does anyone hear Julie? It sounds like 2 sumo wrestlers making a mayonnaise sandwich with water balloons"
"Don't worry, she's just sprutting"
Sprutting by xXLargeFarvaXx February 8, 2013
Sirettes
Dear Sirs and Sirettes,
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.
Sprittle
N. A substance that is created during the reaction of sprite and skittles. The substance is 70% sugar and appears to have large multicolored lumps. It is considered an edible substance in some undeveloped lands.
"Hm...Sprite and Skittles...Sprittle." He says as he dumps the bag of skittles in the bottle of Sprite.
Sprittle by J.K. Mahtin February 20, 2005
Sprott
"hey dude, look at that sprott"