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ligmaphobia 

Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.
“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”

“Is this a ligma joke dude?”

“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”

“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”
ligmaphobia by GitGudBilly September 18, 2021
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Laughaphobia 

A person who laughs too much or laughs too much at something that is not funny.
Person: I was in a bar and there was a horse!
Friend: HAHAHA LMAO
other Friend: Thats not even funny. You have Laughaphobia!
Laughaphobia by FrikinKool December 27, 2019

legaphobia

a person (male or female) who is completely afraid of there legs or of showing their legs!

Symptoms of legaphobia:
- very tall
- middle eastern
- very smart
- lonely
- hates people with name S at the start
scott: why is moey always wearing pants
ben: its obvious he has legaphobia :0
veeraj: it all makes sense now

Laughaphobia 

You have laughaphobia
Laughaphobia by Hxjzhd December 11, 2021

Laughaphobia 

A person who laughs too much or laughs too much for something that is not funny.
Person: I walked into a bar. I saw a horse!
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Another friend: What? Thats not even funny. You literally have Laughaphobia.
Laughaphobia by FrikinKool December 27, 2019