girlfriendism 

term that englobes anything related to someone who is or could potentially be a girlfriend.

some kind of synonym of saying 'i wish this person was my girlfriend' or that someone is girlfriend material.

person 1: *sees a picture of ayanami rei* *screams* GIRLFRIENDISM

girlfriendism by afternoon-radio August 23, 2021

define girlfriends

when youre a closet gay but someone asks if you have a girlfriend.

person 1: "so do you have a girlfriend?"
person 2: "define girlfriends"

define girlfriends by raadlaad34 April 15, 2017

the girlfriends 

"The Girlfriends" is usually a group of middle school/high school teenage girls, who, them, are bubbly and badass at the same time. Their name is inspired by the fact that they're most likely all singles, making it pretty ironic. There's always a mom, an alcohol drinking lover, a party animal, a down to earth, an AD(H)D humorist and someone who's a mix of them all. Also, half of them are not a 100% straight. They're the type of friends you'd be happy to be loved by and scared to be hated by (even though they hardly hate anyone...but mean jocks . They can't stand them). If you're texting (out of love interest) one of the GF members, know that the other members will know EVERYTHING, trying to get their friend to be with you. They're like nice under cover spies for every and each situations they face.
They're not among the popular girls and don't try to be either. They're more like the type of high school clique that ALWAYS sits at that one table in the middle of the school cafeteria for God knows why while minding their own business...while talking about boys, of course.

1: "Why do they always sit there ?"
2: "It's their table. They even wrote "The Girlfriends" on it with permanent marker."
1: "They did ?"
2: "Yep. Nothing suprising, they're literally "The Girlfriends."

the girlfriends by Always_cam April 29, 2020

Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis 

Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis (AGG), a very common syndrome where the victim finds a special girl (Girlfriend), and slowly distances himself away from his gaming life and friends, he loses all will to game and the mere sight of one could cause him to become ill, or enraged. If you know someone suffering from this chronic illness, don't hesitate to get help.

We've lost alot of good men to Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis, god damnit.

Bill is going down into Post-AGG traumatic stress.

I am infected with AGG.

Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis by Sebastiancee September 10, 2007

Girlfriendium 

Scientists have discovered a new element to add to the periodic table. It's called girlfriendium, and it has the unique ability out of all of the elements to actually decrease ones amount of free time and physical energy. It also has a strange side effect that differs from person to person. Sometimes it gives long lasting erections, others it destroys all sex drive. And has the uncanny ability to turn Womanium into unobtainium.

Womanium is pretty weird stuff... like once a month it metaporphasizes into bitchium for a few days, then turns back, but one can better experience this when a Girlfriendium is created first. Womanium when combined with Gold often turns becomes one of the Analiod metals.

Girlfriendium by EdwardStrain November 28, 2012

girlfrienditis 

A disease of douch baggery caused by having a girlfriend. Usually seen in more nerdy guys.

Can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.

A guy insults his bro for no reason while with his girlfriend...
his bro replys:
"Wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche."

girlfrienditis by Thunderbird rocker March 29, 2009

Myspace Girlfriends 

Boys who have girlfriends on myspace theyve never met....

tyler edelman: "phone with sarah!"
nahja: "who she?"
tyler edelman: "this sexy babe i met on myspace now she's my myspace girlfriends."
nahja: "ahhh shittt, he's at it again!"

Myspace Girlfriends by Jay-Loose December 13, 2009