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Smoker's Signature 

A Smoker's Signature is a way to tell if someone smokes but this method is not 100% accurate but it can be used as an indicator that someone smokes.

The actual signature is that when a smoker sneezes they will not make much sound because their lungs can't hold in as much air as non-smokers can. Their lungs are often constricted as if they have asthma and therefore will not retain much air inhaled before they sneeze.
Jackie has a distinct Smoker's Signature, her sneezes are tiny compared to her swimmer friend.
Smoker's Signature by Sid Barrett February 2, 2008
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Patrick’s signature move 

Defined when you hook up with a girl with a slamming rack, slap her Titties around for roughly 30 minutes nut on them then drive home and go to sleep on your floor mattress with Hulu on full blast
Today was a rough day...... I think I’m going to go for a patrick’s signature move for the night, ya know keep it simple

Seth Rogen's Signature Fragrance™ 

My car always smells like Seth Rogen's Signature Fragrance™, so I always have to cover the car with Fabreeze whenever I get pulled over by the cops.

Signature Series 

The kind of dump that leaves streaks on the toilet bowl, after you flush.
Steve: "Oh man after a hard night of drinking and Taco Bell, I just left a huge signature series in the Bathroom."

Jim: "Oh great now somebody has to go in and powerwash off the streaks"
Signature Series by Soup77 January 17, 2010

Signature Seriouse 

That drive by by club 690 was signature seriouse.
Signature Seriouse by Will Shaw April 17, 2003

Signature Schneider 

A push from the victim of dui,fat,and stupid jokes to the one making the jokes.
After I asked Adam if he could give me ride home. I said" Oh wait, you can't drive." He then gave me the Signature Schneider
Signature Schneider by Mike Douglar November 25, 2007

Signature Spongebob 

Another term for a dick-pic, but very subtle. A term for a picture of your male genitalia generally sent to a female.
John: Yeah, so what happened after she gave you her number?
Me: Oh, I sent her my signature spongebob
John: What?
Signature Spongebob by pneumaticcc November 7, 2018