Dzoomer 

A combination of Doomer and Zoomer. They are 12-17 year old boys who "don't want to be horny, they just want to be happy". Most Dzoomers spend their time posting sad minion memes with edgy semi-suicidal captions on Facebook and they usually ruin the mood by being too sad all the time. Some of them start simping for affection online and eventually become Eboys.

Girl on FB: I can't believe Jason broke up with me 😥😥😫
Dzoomer in comments: Love is fake. Life is fake but we're still alive. I never asked to be born, but did anyone care? We never get what we wish for so stop believing you live in a perfect world.
Dzoomer 2 in comments: im gonna f*cking kms why dont girls like me i try my best...

Dzoomer by OfficialPornhub June 16, 2020

Dzoomer 

Dzoomer - A 13-16 year old boy who is too depressed to accept the fact that he's too young to be in a relationship, but not depressed enough to post about his loneliness on social media. Most dzoomers are coomers or have coomer like traits.

Boy on social media: Omg I just want someone to hug me... like really bad. I feel like no one wants me...
Girl replying: Don't say that! I'm sure someone is out there for you
24 year old savage replying: Haha what a fucking dzoomer get a life lmaoo
67 year old replying: carrot cake reciep

Dzoomer by Ant Wan June 7, 2020

Dzoomer 

Dzoomer: A combination of Doomer and Zoomer. They are 12-17 year old boys who "don't want to be horny, they just want to be happy". Most Dzoomers spend their time posting sad minion memes with edgy semi-suicidal captions on Facebook and usually ruin the mood by being too sad all the time. Some of them start simping for affection online and eventually become Eboys.

Girl on FB: I can't believe Jason broke up with me :sob: :triumph:

Dzoomer in comments: Love is fake. Life is fake but we're still alive. I never asked to be born, but did someone listen? We never get what we wish for so stop imagining a perfect world.
Dzoomer 2 in comments: im gonna f*cking kms why dont girls like me i try at least...

Dzoomer by Ant Wan June 15, 2020

Doomer 

A person (usually a millennial or generation Z and male) who has experienced apparent hardship (relationship breakup, job loss, failure etc.) and has became fully immersed in apathy, self hatred, depression and generally being a loner. Usually asleep or tired in the day and more active at the night, spending time on the internet or going on long night walks ruminating.

Often has little other hobbies, whilst listening to characteristic music including Slowcore, Eastern European Goth, 'Doomer Wave', Radiohead and the more sombre and depressing forms of Midwest Emo music.

Doomers often want a normal life, but find it hard to understand why everything goes against them and thinks long and hard about a path back to normality.

Person A: I haven't seen Tom in ages. Where is he?

Person B: He took breakup with his gf quite badly, then lost his job. He now spends all his time reading, posting sad status updates and depressing music on Facebook.

Person A: Sounds like Tom has gone full on Doomer.

Doomer by Guess 102 April 1, 2020

Doomer 

A person with a pessimistic outlook on life. A doomer feels a sense of helplessness and aimlessness and is often stricken with deep despair for life. For a doomer, life is meaningless, and the world is inevitably doomed by humanity's ignorance and greed.

"I've never seen Tom smile or try to be happy in my life, he's such a doomer"

Doomer by BunnyboyCarrot May 11, 2019

doomerette 

A female doomer

I met a doomerette today, she was wearing all black

doomerette by Rcfoolz April 28, 2019

Apocyl Doomer 

Sir Apocyl Doomer is one of the most intelligent men on Earth. He is so intelligent that most people are simply not wise enough to understand what he is saying. He personally attributes this knowledge to the amount of beer he drinks. He also is known for concurring instead of agreeing, a sign of intelligence. Apocyl Doomer is the preeminent scholar of Westsideology.

Apocyl Doomer said: I concur!

Apocyl Doomer by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance April 13, 2021