rhinoceros 

a rhinoceros is a large mammal that lives primarily in Africa. a common misconception is that their horns are made out of vitamin b, when in fact they are made from candy corn. their diet mainly consists of zebras, water buffalo, deer, elk, chicken, lions, and tourists. another false fact about rhinoceros is that they are being poached to extinction, when in fact they are being scrambled. I personally prefer my rhinoceros sunny-side up.

dude look at that rhinoceros eating that poor baby!

rhinoceros by Nickazikaliscos December 31, 2008

Rhinoceros 

The Rhinoceros is just a form of forever horny Hippopotamus.

“That rhinoceros just charged at us while hard!” -sexually assaulted anonymous

Rhinoceros by DalenPotato May 31, 2020

Rhinoceros 

A sexual position in which your lover, whilst eating your ass, reaches between your legs and grabs your dick and jacks it like a rhino's horn

Sara, my old lady gave me rhinoceros the other night.

Rhinoceros by Matt "BTY" Felcher June 2, 2015

Rhinoceros 

The shit sculpture that forms at the rear of the toilet seat when one has sat too far back while defecating. A portion of the turd scrapes off and piles up in the buttcrack which acts as a mold, creating the shape of a rhinoceros horn.

Man, my ass is getting huge! That was my third Rhinoceros this week!

Rhinoceros by UncleShags September 5, 2008

Rhinoceros 

curvy unicorn

another name for Rhinoceros is curvy unicorn

Rhinoceros by Zanna_marie June 15, 2020

Rhinoceros Fart Flute 

The act of filling a black dress sock half-full with cheerios and inserting the sock analy.

"I was so drunk last night, I can't believe I let him play my Rhinoceros Fart Flute."

Rhinoceros Fart Flute by Smittmiester May 4, 2008

rhinoceros nuts 

Slang term describing bravery using the rhino because of its gargantuan size and impenetrably thick skin.

That guy is undoubtedly the poster boy for rhinoceros nuts, he speaks truth to power no matter what the consequences may be.

rhinoceros nuts by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019