Opot

A fat giraffe with a big ego.

At the zoo there was an opot.

Opot by Hellofrogs May 29, 2020

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Opotamus

A hippo that has ceased to be hip.

Word used to describe anything that thinks it's cool, but isn't or anything that was once cool, but isn't anymore due to arrogance or a changing of the times.

Pachelbel the Panther: See Herbie over there? Think he all fly 'n shit, yawning like he don't give a fuck 'bout whether he gets mauled by Leo. He one straight opotamus.
Andy the Aardvark: Yeah, man. Think he all badass 'n cool, when he really just a bigass, lazy mo'fucka.

Hungry Hippos are the opposite of opotamus.

Bell bottoms are opotamus.

Opotamus by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

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Opothonia • Opot • opota • Opotamus • Opotd • Opotmiyon • opotomas • opotu • [fag-opotimus] • J.A.P.opotamus

Opotmiyon

An incredibly terrible take. Something so completely idiotic to say, you will be publicly shamed after uttering it. Maybe even worse. Some people are proud of opotmiyons, they are losers and deserve to be fonked behind the local Subway.

Idiot: Big Floppa is dumb!
Reasonable person: shut the fuck up
Idiot: You can’t bully me for having an opotmiyon!
Reasonable person 2: alright, let’s take him to the local Subway

Opotmiyon by eeeehg October 2, 2020

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J.A.P.opotamus

Jewish American Princess to the 10th power. A Jewish female who is bitchy, spoiled, gold-digging, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, overbearing, selfish and high maintenance in the absolute extreme.

Don: Holy shit, Saul is marring a fucking J.A.P.

Harry: No man. He's marrying a fucking J.A.P.opotamus.

J.A.P.opotamus by Jesus J.A.P. February 19, 2011