Doorknob licker

Someone who still believes that the Coronavirus isn't a thing and refuses to quarantine or practice social distancing.

Look at all those doorknob lickers protesting in Michigan. They are going to catch Coronavirus and spread it to everyone.

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Doorknob Licker

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

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look at that door knob licker on that harley wearing that cowboy hat sporting a mccain - palin t-shirt , ill bet he's a christian.

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a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus

did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona

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