Kintz

a kintz is normally a very shy caveman with a nerdy personality. due to the lack of father figure they tend turn to Dwayne Johnson, because of this a kintz work's out non-stop each day they tend to be so jacked that their shirts explode once they move their arm. they also battle OCD on a nightly basis due to their ceiling fan having an uneven blade. they will run around there house in a spider-man outfit while screaming about red being the superior color.

kintz: "WOOOOO RED IS BETTER THAN PURPLE YOU BETA MALE" they say while lifting a car with their left hand and putting on their spider man mask with the right

Kintz by Ninjabtaco April 15, 2020

Tobey Kintz 

Tobey Kintz is the definition of a Bloody Satanist he listens to heavy metal and does care what anyone else things about him

"John" Who is that kid?
"Andre" Its tobey kintz he is a satanist
"John" Fuck Run!

Tobey Kintz by Change My Mind November 6, 2019

French Kintz

1) To stick out one's tongue at someone, with or without blowing a raspberry or making a slurping noise.

2) To be on the receiving end of same.

Derives from the feeling of having been french-kissed unexpectedly.

Girl: *sticks out tongue*
Boy: I felt that in my mouth!
Girl: You just got french kintzed!

French Kintz by lawlshank November 4, 2009

Nathan Kintz 

lord and savior

ALL PRAISE BE TO NATHAN KINTZ!!!

Nathan Kintz by Jonamemed March 31, 2018

kinze 

Horribly mentally deficient . Typically ungrateful, self absorbed, codependent,immature, and superficial. A human mess that feels sorry for itself. Given everything but gives nothing. A drunken disaster and walking tragedy the world is forced to watch until the inevitable end of driving off a cliff whilst taking a selfie. Praying innocent people aren't harmed when this scum of a person meets a well rejoiced end. Hopefully breeding is off the table with a womb so polluted with random std ridden ejaculate. A limited vocabulary with a "like" between every word. A very special person indeed. Needs a helmet and caution tape to walk around. Parents should be fined for cheating the population and sticking the world with this abomination. A constant source of ill manners, ass leakage, and disrespect. Do not invite into your home unless you like cleaning up bags of food from this lazy pig.

Somebody please give kinze back her eyebrows.

kinze by JusticeComes4usAll August 17, 2018

all kindz 

All Kindz originated from the Hodge Twins in their classic youtube video's where they constantly speak of the substantial muscular development they are making as a result of beastmoding their workouts at the gym.

The original phrase was, "we've been at the gym and we've been making all kindz of gains, all kindz."

Experienced lifters will often shorted the phrase by just saying: "all kindz"

Extra emphasis is often added to the phrase by the use of CAPS and extending the length of words by repeating the last letter. e.g. alllll KINDZZZZZZ.

For people new to lifting it is strongly advised that they watch the hodge twins before attempting this phrase, as the pronounciation is crucial to capturing it's essence.

Check out these lats man, I've been making all kindz of gainz... ALLLLL KINDZZZZZZZZ...

all kindz by disco_boss October 8, 2013

keintz

A keintz is a creature indigenous to the Northwestern United States. Due to its reclusive and hermit-like existence, it is often compared to Bigfoot or the Abominable Snowman. Also like the aforementioned creatures, a keintz lives in deep, dark caves. It likes breakfast but has a fear of pancakes, though it finds syrup tolerable. It also has an aversion to whales, but goldfish can often be found in close proximity.

A keintz can also be characterized by its ability to get by with questionable actions in the animal kingdom, though most animals ignore it due to its isolated nature. However animals living near the North and South phols also find a keintz disagreeable.

A Keintz can be moody, intolerable, volatile creatures with fast changing personalities who have been known to take out their anger immaturely and on those weaker then them.

Noun: "Dude, is that a keintz going through the trash?"

Verb: "Dude, we just keintzed that cop!"

keintz by tommybandwhalesand olpete October 3, 2011