like shit 

means alot of what you say before "like shit"
usually used after a noun or adjetive. Used in the DMV

"damn that girl is ugly like shit"

"he ate that whole burger, he fat like shit"

"he was at tha party knockin ppl out, he kimbo like shit"

like shit by bert r December 17, 2008

like shit 

dmv slang.
Used to exaggerate when agreeing/not agreeing with something/someone.
"boi" commonly follows this expression and is often used in sessions of joaning

"Ay u do the homework mrs applebottom assigned?"
"No like shit boutta copy homie that sits in front of us like shit."

like shit by gdubb15 January 10, 2015

like shit 

DMV slang
Used to represent agreeing with something
Another way to say "deadass"

"Aye moe she got them clappas"
"Like shit tho!"

like shit by DMVkid January 10, 2014

like shit 

In addition to the above poster's definition:

2) no fucking way, not gonna' happen, yeah right

Person 1: ay mo you gonna do that paper?
Person 2: (pause) *laughs* like shit!

like shit by ProfessorSwagSauce October 23, 2011

Like Shit 

Slang for terrible, bad, horrible, etc.

Ever since he got with her, she’s been treating him like shit.

I’m so sick, I feel like shit.

Like Shit by Balberith May 7, 2022

Like shit to an Army blanket 

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.

"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

Like shit to an Army blanket by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009

like shit off a shovel 

Describes an something that is quick/fast

The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel

like shit off a shovel by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016