Once our houseguests had overstayed their welcome, my husband rolled out his personal post-supper specialty: rotting squirrel farts that filled the house.
"Rotting" is a super advanced form of suffering that only individuals with no positives in their life can experience. Once you become a rotter, you can not go back. Every slight inconvenience can spark rotting in real rotters, which will cause them to spew absurd amounts of bullshit about their lack of success and self-confidence.
Trust me bro I'm rotting. I got curved by 4 girls today and they were a 6 tops.
I just got my dick stuck in my graphics card and I've never rotted so hard in my life.