touched 

A word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.

It's all right Allison, she's touched.

touched by mamma murder December 16, 2010

touched 

to get shot

Nicca I don't give a fuck who you are you could still get touched

touched by soulflytribe June 15, 2003

touched 

Another way to say that someone is not quite "right" in the head. Usually accompanied by a knowing look and a nod along with the hand lightly tapped to the forehead.

Fred would say about Lamont "That boy is touched" if he hooked up with a white girl.

Or if you are trying to explain why you fizzled something at work, you could pat your head and say "I'm touched"

touched by G Man December 29, 2003

touched 

A person thats not quite right in the head or insane is touched, the word should be said whilst pointing towards the head.

Boy: Today gemma scooby sat on the floor and sang to herself.
sister: Gemma... Is that the girl thats a bit touched, touched by an angel

touched by White Wicca March 12, 2004

touched 

“touched” is a metaphor for being stabbed.

How many times have I touched them kids, the whole opp blocks been molested?

touched by thewholeoppblock February 25, 2020

touched 

someone who's just a little extra f*$ked up in a very wierd/almost non-tolerable sort of way.

Many people thought the works of Picasso, Van Gogh and Igor Stravinsky were touched because they grasped concepts that were very hard to understand for their time.

touched by planarianzero February 22, 2003

touched 

to be recognised by God (or some other higher being) as significant

I was born to raise hell, a nigga from the gutta
Word to mother, I'm touched

touched by hendope December 13, 2018