When someone dresses in shiny, bright glittery clothing that usually results in a "glitter fallout" (kind of like nuclear fall out but glitter is the aftermath instead of radio active matter) A Glamzilla attempts to "gobble" up the spot light like Godzilla tried to "gobble" up people and buildings
"why did i almost go blind looking at that girl over there!?"
"because her shirt looks like a fucking strobe light reflecting off a disco ball - she ain't nuthin' but a Glamzilla!"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.