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fake porning 

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).
Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.
fake porning by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

Porkling 

Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.

Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
"I still remember the first time Bev let me go porkling..." - Denny Crane
Porkling by Twallas McGee December 13, 2009

Good Porning 

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun
"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"
Good Porning by Kerblasser April 12, 2010
Porning comes from the verb "porn,"

In the infinitive case, it is "to porn"

Definition: To watch porn
Dude, you haven't been talking for a while. Are you porning?

My girlfriend got mad at me because I porned too much last weekend.
porning by piepixie June 19, 2004

Porning Out

When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.
Person 1: Let's go do some porning out.
Person 2: Weirdy.
Last night I was porning it while I was driving my car on the highway.
porning by Matthew Bre August 26, 2007