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A person that loves cock and ball torture. Bro the cuckold connoisseur, lesbian litigator, vagina vetter, squirt squire, beastiality baron, sounding sergeant, anal admiral, and many more to come and cum. To sum him up in one word, ambition. Digressing, he holds many coveted achievements. With a 7-inch cock and a 7-time streak for premature ejaculation, he trumps the previous holder. (Formerly known as Swicyz.)

Other than his extensively extravagant involvement in the adult film industry, a Jay Han is commonly seen frequenting the early childhood development agency. Not to worry, his proclivity to do so comes with upmost prudence.

In this VUCA world, Jay Hans are a vehicle of chadness and carriers of all STDs. Thus, let him proselytize you. And last but definitely not least, it is paramount you caress your frenulum on his forearm veins to amass girth.
Hey! I see you're becoming a Jay Han!
Truly an indeed!

I'm 166.6cm!
Jay Han by Jesper Joey December 5, 2021
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Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.
Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.
Saskatoonie Handy Jay by Little BB November 23, 2013

Handy Jay 

Handy jay is an euphemism for hand job. First came to my attention in the 14th American Dad episode of season 4.
Roger says: While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy, in exchange for an angry handy jay.
Handy Jay by mercurytoxic May 10, 2009

Swedish Handy Jay 

Swedish Handy Jay
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.
J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.

P: #rub rub rub#

J: oh oh oh!! Squirt

P: #rub rub rub rub#

J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!

P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."

J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"
Swedish Handy Jay by EmpressMe November 13, 2013

handy jay and silent bob

1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.
Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.