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Porch pirate 

A person who, ( self explanatory hint), steals your Amazon deliveries right of your front porch.
The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?
Porch pirate by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2022

reverse porch pirate 

The act of going directly to someone's place of residence and leaving them a package, rather than sending it through the mail. The contents can be anything from a glitter bomb to a legitimate gift.
I'm bored and that prick who stole my lunch last week isn't home, so I'm gonna reverse porch pirate him with my cat's used litter.
reverse porch pirate by blue_heart February 14, 2023

Romanian Porch Pirate 

A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.
Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”

Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate
Romanian Porch Pirate by Klansman1867 September 15, 2025

Porch Pirates 

One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.
You Buy It, We Steal It! - Porch Pirates have welcomed themselves to your door
Porch Pirates by wise_coinmaster January 2, 2018