ledged

The act of Smoking Marijuana to regain your thoughts. Feels like your going back in time to before it was forgotten.

Tim: What was our lottery numbers before you smoked the ticket?

Tom: Jus wait, hehe, ill get ledged..

Tom:..........

Tom: 3, 16, 21, hehehehehe, 26, 31, yeaaa

ledged by 42KANG December 29, 2008

long-legged mack daddy

A mack is an exploiter and master of pimps, and a mack daddy is someone exploiting and ruling over macks.

The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for then senator, later president Barack Obama.

Obama is a long-legged mack daddy.

long-legged mack daddy by Magnus Johansson November 16, 2012

three legged man 

Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.

Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."

three legged man by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

2 legged deer 

women, plain and simple. this term is commonly used by rednecks and is used in rodney carringon's song "titties and beer"

"huntin' 2 legged deer!"
titties and beer
"thank god i aint queer"

2 legged deer by 2leggeddeerhunter November 28, 2011

ledgebean 

A ledgend who happens to be a lesbian.

Donnas was pretty sad after her recent breakup. I didn't know what else to say so i gave her the ole 'plenty more fish in the sea' words of comfort.

the following night we were out, she started hooking up with every girl in the club!
some people began to complain and started shouting "Hooker" at her profusely.
Donna didn't care, she was reelling in more women than anyone.
Of course, security had to rock the boat and confiscate her fishing rod eventually.

O Donna, watta Ledgebean!

ledgebean by AmyNashington October 9, 2012

Heath Ledger 

A very talented, devastatingly gorgeous, Australian who died Tuesday, Jan. 22.

Rest in peace Heath Ledger.

Heath Ledger by sbibs January 23, 2008