Spedophile Share definition Flag A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation. "That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes." Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Spedophile mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch