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Monkey Farm 

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes
IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

Monkey Farming 

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds
The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.
Monkey Farming by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018

ass raping monkey farmer 

Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err

A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.
'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'

Monkey Farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence or someone that's a a poo throwing, screaming, almost human douche.
Josh is a Freaking Monkey Farmer!

Stop yelling at that peeler you Monkey Farmer!
Monkey Farmer by josh_farmer December 1, 2010

Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.

MonkeyFart Fucker 

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins