Logan 

It is an incomprehensible entity. It cannot be stopped. If you see it, you have already died. You cannot bargain, you cannot run, you cannot hide. It is always approaching

OH FUCK, OH SHIT, IS THAT LOGAN? OH FUCK, TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM, GOODBYE GERALD, I’LL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE

Logan by gerald’s best friend April 27, 2021

Logan 

Illegal

Logan is illegal

Logan by Analgrease November 13, 2018

Logan 

he has a absolute shlong dong and will rail you sister

logan rails women so hard

Logan by deepdickernumber69 December 23, 2020

Logan 

Big booty

Tall

Can’t tell if your blonde or brunette

Stupid

Can be smart

Smashes head

Definitely has a “9 inch peepee”
Complains

Needs to get a gf

Logan: I have no gf

No one cares

Logan by Ruueueijdjsjs March 5, 2021

Logan 

So there's this guy named Logan, and he's really cool. He does strange things, like eat small children, but he's also really nice and a great friend. He may be the destroyer of universes, but his son Emerson, the destroyer of world's, still loves him. Logan is one of the best guys you'll ever meet and make sure to never insult him, because he will break your kneecaps with a blunt object.

Logan...that's kinda weird...

Logan by jessisawkward March 27, 2016

Logan 

A good guy to be around. Usually shy at first but nice in general. He is smart, creative and can lack common sense sometimes. The best guy to hang around.

Logan is the best guy around.

Logan by MrFuzzyBun April 23, 2018

Logan 

Logan's are sweet, kind, and loyal. They always try to protect the ones they love and care about and would do anything for their friends. They have dreamy voices and one look from them will make your heart melt. They also have a great sense of humor and love to make the ones they love laugh. They're amazing and inventive lovers and are always sure to please their partner. A night spent with a Logan will be the best of your life, though you'll wake the next morning sore and in serious need of hydration. If you are lucky enough to have caught the interest of a Logan, be sure to hang on to them.

Logan Great Sex Lover Amazing Funny Kind

Logan by LRWalker May 29, 2013