Vagina eyes 

When you're so tired you develop large bags under your eyes - so large that they are the same size as your eyelids. Together, both resemble labium majora (female bits) horizontally.

I got no sleep last night, look how big my vagina eyes are.

Vagina eyes by BeaneDefines May 19, 2015

Vagina eyes 

Being a massive g, usually called rick or clog or glogerick

Wow vagina eyes glog

Vagina eyes by TopshaggerGLOG June 18, 2019

vagina eyes 

You think a boy is hotter than he really is because you haven't seen many boys lately.

"Alex is so hot... Omg you reallly have vagina eyes, take another look"

camp problems

vagina eyes by cwgg August 18, 2011

vagina eyes 

people at the university of dayton that are on a constant lookout for some vagina

He had his vagina eyes on last night.

vagina eyes by brownstuff April 6, 2010

vagina eyes 

anabells eyes can tend to get really puffy and swollen up like vagina lips after crying. the eyelashes can look like puebes.

Damn Anabell your vagina eyes! Are you okay?

vagina eyes by 🥀🥀🥀 November 11, 2020

Eyes Bigger Than One's Vagina 

Similar to the phrase that someone's "eyes are bigger than his/her stomach," which means that someone overestimated the amount of food that he/she wanted, having eyes bigger than one's vagina means that someone overestimated the size pecker (wanker, johnson, peter) that she wanted or could handle.

Girl 1: "How was your sleepover with George last night?"
Girl 2: "I'm still sore!"
Girl 1: "Ha, I guess your eyes are bigger than your vagina!"
(Girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one's vagina)

Eyes Bigger Than One's Vagina by jk_all_the_way October 4, 2010