The Clock

When you ask someone to look at your cock, then smack them upside the head with a clock. Then you loudly yell, "STOP! HAMMER TIME!" Then you rip a fat dab over their unconscious body.

"I was going to have a fun time last night, but then he decided to do The Clock."

The Clock by Alliana Cordova December 14, 2019

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The Clock App

The clock app is just another word for tiktok. You know, that one app everyone is obsessed with. That one app that caused everyone’s grades to go down because they are using it during class.

The clock app is by far one of my favorite apps

The Clock App by Boredinmyroom69 June 21, 2021

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The Clock System

The "Clock" System is an extremely common form of males to communicate to each that a hot girl is in their perimeter. However, this system can also be used by females as well, but is not very common

(Two guys walking and they see a hot girl to their right)
Guy #1-Yo, 3 o'clock.
Guy #2-Now that is what I call a fine piece of machinery.
Guy #1-You like how she didn't even notice we were staring because I was able to use a very handy secret code, The Clock System.

The Clock System by The CLOCK Master Baitor October 18, 2009