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Someone who is silly, weird and endearing.
You're such a willard.
Willard by NextWorldAngel December 5, 2019
Super Sexy and He might be scary looking but if he lets you inside his wall of protection he’s the Sweetest,smartest, most selfless, romantic, protective, Seductive, best man I’ve ever been blessed to call mine! I thank our God for him everyday!
My Willard is the Sexiest Man I’ve ever seen in the whole wide world!
Willard by Lilyloca December 30, 2022
A funny outgoing person who makes everyone around him happy, works out every single day and has huge arms and looks like a ken doll, everyone loves him , he’s a crowd pleaser and doesn’t have anything to do with a penis 😂
Wow girl your dating Willard your so lucky
Willard by Nova August 7, 2019
A measurement of distance; a distance equal to the length of the average human, male's penis (5.5 in).
Mathew is packin' about 1.5 Willards. A mile is 11.52 kilowillards long.
Willard by indubitably01 April 28, 2010
(phone ring) Ring! Ring!

Hello?

Hey dude whats up?

"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."

Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!
willard by HIPPOMAN3000 March 13, 2010
To present a handful of rats to your partner during intercourse with the intention of scaring the living shit out of her.
So, me and my girlfriend were having sex and i wanted to make it more exciting so I pulled a Willard.....She dumped me.
Willard by Lester M. Olester July 5, 2010