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Shimmied 

To be in a state of total degeneracy as a result of alcohol and or drugs. You generaly act like a mutt and stumble uncontrolably resulting in taunts from on lookers and or the lia.
Look at that dude he is totally shimmied, what a degenerate mutt.
Shimmied by Sampson the bird September 19, 2005
To use all six guesses on Wordle and still fail to get the word. Not quitting—just absolutely bottling it.

When confidence is high, guesses feel right, and the result is still a complete miss.
"Thought I had it in 3… ended up fully shimmied. Word was ‘hinge’ ffs."
Shimmied by SilentGlow April 12, 2026
The act of having your date's fingers put in your ass while you are hooking up
Did you hear what happened to Mike last night?
Ya I heard he got shimmed
NO Way!
Shimmed by Draco Malfoy III January 26, 2013
Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.
Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!
Shimmed by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011
something you jam into something, to make it more stable.
can we get a shimmie to shove in the door, it's a little off and won't shut right?
shimmie by chaclyn October 16, 2008

schimmied 

The art of changing from a Man to a Woman. One that cross-dresses, and is going through the transformation of becoming a woman - Pre-op.
Bret is really growing his hair long, he looks all schimmied.
schimmied by DimebagDave April 11, 2009