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a small town in Minnesota. The high schoolers are known for their general drug use and when their wrestling team had a herpes outbreak. People from other towns sometimes refer to residents as "Kassholes" or "Kassonites."
Jill- Where do you live?

Steve- In fucking KASSON. There's nothing there but fucking corn fields and retards!

Jill- Oh yeah, you're one of those Kassholes.
Kasson by spazgirl123 November 4, 2009
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A sweet loving guy with freckles and stunning blue-green eyes and is really funny and makes fun of people all the dang time! Plays too much and acts like a child
Person 1: That boy play to dang much!
Person 2: yep, that's a definite Kasson
Kasson by Katchicken March 17, 2017

Jack Kasson

a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually as well as being “the nice guy”.
I was talking to this girl but realized I am an absolute Jack Kasson so I left
Jack Kasson by terf terms January 19, 2022
The first time you see her you'll fall in love with her she gives you this amazing feeling that makes you smile gives you goosebumps and butterflies everytime you see her it's like the first time all over again. She has the most amazing laugh and her voice once you hear it you'll know what an angel sounds like. She takes your breath away so its hard to breathe let alone talk to her. She's that girl that you want to be with and that you'd do anything for. Being around her is the best from either sitting in class, driving around for hours or surprising her at work and the more you are with her the more you fall for her which makes you just want to be around her even more. She is so beautiful caring competitive funny smart and super cute, there are so many more words to describe her. Overall she is the greatest person you'll ever meet and is the definition of perfect. You'll want to thank more than God for having her in your life. If you have feelings for a Kassandra tell her how you feel or type it up on urbandictionary.com where anyone can see how you feel and have her read it like I have just done. I could go on and on about Kassandra but if I did it would take forever and I would rather tell her in person.
A little story I went to a cheer competition and was talking to another girl on the squad I wasn't aloud to be with her so I told everyone I was there to watch Kassandra. The thing is I was there to watch Kassandra I loved her and still do. I just wanted her to know that.
Most amazing person ever known
Breathtaking
Absolutely Stunning
Kassandra is perfect!!!
❤❤❤
Kassandra by JosephPaul13 June 23, 2018

Kasoning 

When something that happened a while ago, is brought up over and over again (even if it's not funny) until the person who is talking gets acknowledged. It can also be a form of making excuses for something you are bad at.
Bro that shit happened 20 minutes ago, quit Kasoning.

Dude, just because you suck doesn't mean the game is bad, stop Kasoning
Kasoning by Skale325 May 25, 2021