Seloc 

Meaning of not laughing at a joke.
Not finding someone's joke funny.

Max: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sam: I don't know?
Max: To get to the other side of the road.
Sam: Seloc.

Seloc by Shrekssidechick69 November 17, 2019

Selective Social Distancing 

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020

selfcest 

selfcest:

fucking a clone/identical-in-every-way-mentally-and-physically-twin

OR

wanting to fuck yourself literally. this is also not masturbation.

Me: Dude i would totally fuck my own clone.
My clone: Bro thats so selfcest but im into it

selfcest by ThatOneAsianBoi27 July 19, 2019

Selective mutism 

A "rare" anxiety disorder that typically starts in childhood. It's main trait is being mute in public. But this trait can extend to nonverbal communication as well. Basically social anxiety on drugs.

Child: *has selective mutism*
Parents: Our kid is rude for not talking in public so instead of taking them to therapy let's leave them like this and continue to be upset at them because it must be a choice cause children LOVE not having friends! Lol!

Selective mutism by VioletThePurple April 14, 2021

segocia 

Irish term of endearment for a kind hearted loved one

me aul segocia

segocia by littlest_hobo July 24, 2009

selcan

She's very intelligent and clever. She's a very friendly person and helps everyone. If you have a problem, you can always go to her. Fake people are nogo for her. She can forgive everyone but not trust them again.

A: Did you ever see Selcan?
B: Yasss, she's always there for me.
A: Oh. I think everyone needs a Selcan in their life.

selcan by Yourdaddyyy January 21, 2017

Selective Sinning 

When someone who’s usually a Christian, only abides by some rules in the bible that they deem morally wrong. Like gays go to hell, but they still get drunk or watch porn.

Someone: Why is Barb getting a divorce does she know it’s against the Bible?

Me: Oh she’s just Selective Sinning.

Selective Sinning by gay and sarcastic October 8, 2019