Double Wanker Share definition Flag A person who is such a total and utter wanker, that just calling them a wanker is insufficient. That guy is so annoying. What a double wanker he is! Double Wanker by El Woodio Woodio December 2, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Double Wanker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch