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When a person jacks off seven (7) times in one day. Each time the person marks a "C" on his hand. Use different colors for different styles. For example with porn, with help, by yourself, upsidedown, etc. A lot of people will ask what the "C's" mean, but you will only have to tell the truth to those people in which you trust.
Chris uses the "Cevans" technique everytime that he jacks off, but only his neighbor actually knows what it truely means.
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Look at all the cevans! Neigh!! :)
Cevan by lobsterboy_ October 20, 2020
A person with a power level over 9000 that can fly and fuck shix up. Can also be used to describe anything that causes massive damage to their opponents over a long distance.
"Hey can you pass me the sniper rifle?" "YOu mean the cevan?"
Cevan by 4rt3m15 December 5, 2012
Anybody with this name is bhadd, she doesn’t take shit from anyone,and Couldn’t stop laughing if their life depended on it, they are great friends, and they are re the best girlfriends/boyfriends.
You know cevan she is the best right?
Yeah she is😁
Cevan by B a b y g I r l ! ! November 9, 2019
An athletic chick with a rockin body but never chooses to flaunt it. She's one of the selected few who has the ability to periodically make fun of people and still be highly respected due to her dope basketball skills and somewhat infectious smile. Adored by young middle schoolers. When really amused, has a odd distinctive laugh.
"Ay why's yo chick rockin that Cevana look tonight?"
"Oh she's trying out this new subtle sexy look."
"Damn even in those levis homegirl got a donk!"

"Man that Cevana chick called me fat again today."
"Ay shes boss on the basketball court though."
"Oh yeah, shes so cool."
Cevana by coolkidwhatt?! January 24, 2009
Chevans- to be great, legitimate, idolized, or highly reconized.
Babe Ruth was chevans at the game of baseball.
Chevans by Represent it January 28, 2011

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the best kind of mutual. one you can trust with everything. definitely very funny
omg did you hear that cevanspoo just posted