clumpify

The chemical response to cocaine in humid atmospheres such as sweaty club bathrooms, sweaty skin, lube enslimed fingers and saunas.

Nah dawg, don't do cocaine off the stripper's ass; that shit will clumpify!

No Ho! Don't bring the coke into the sauna, it's gonna clumpify quicker than a punter cums.

clumpify by GoddessGang November 1, 2019

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Crumpify

To Fornicate. Preferably with a "Fugly."

Sebby asked Snaggle Tooth if she was interested in crumpification. She hastily responded, "let's crumpify!" So, he skipped the hot doggett and they crumped in each others arms until sunrise.

Crumpify by the d00d October 21, 2006

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clumpify • Clumpifinosis • Crumpify

Clumpifinosis

1. The act in which things merge together.
2. The rare condition of internal heart cells merging together causing a heart attack.
3. General unnatural grouping of a subsistences like cells.

"Mr. Trump was diagnosed with Clumpifinosis and died a few days later".
"sorry sir, you've been diagnosed with Clumpifinosis, what are your last wishes"/

Clumpifinosis by JRR Tolkin March 27, 2019

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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