what you doing 

A text sent by a dude who wants you to come over for sex. Usually sends it to more than one person at a time to increase his chance of getting lucky. (the recipients are not aware that he has sent the text to anyone but them) If he gets more than one response, he replies to his preferred option. The non-commital nature of the question makes it difficult for any of the unchosen options to accuse him of any wrongdoing.

(Sends text to four girls) "what you doing"
Girl number two is first to respond with "not much, what about you?"
But before he can respond, girl number one (his preferred option) replies! She says "I'm free, wanna catch up?'
All he has to do now is tell girl number two he's tired and is going to bed and tell girl number one to come on over!

booty call brush off casting the net

what you doing by Fox99 December 31, 2015

what you doing tonight? 

When you have a retarded friend and you ask this they will say your mom.

Kid: What you doing tonight?

Kids retarded friend: Your mom.

what you doing tonight? by I got highground November 7, 2018

you know what you doing 

taken from the zero wing dialect (see all your base are belong to us). stands for you know what you are doing, or we're counting on you. Usually achieved by launching all zig for great justice, when we have no chance to survive and are making our time.

"I know what im doing!"
"you know what you doing! launch all zig, for great justice!"

you know what you doing by baklava March 14, 2004

You know what you doing 

"You know what you doing" first appeared in a game for the Sega Genesis called "Zero Wing", along with the phrases All your base are belong to us and You have no chance to survive, make your time.

One uses this phrase to point out that the listener is or the listeners are capable of finishing some task.

Alexander: I'm going to call the guy, and convince him that we are right about this.
9001: You know what you doing!
Alexander: Thanks for the encouragement.

You know what you doing by datniggapimmdechinchilla June 8, 2010

gren what you doing gren 

GREN WHAT YOU DOING GREN is a phrase said when extremely angry

Person 1: GREN WHAT YOU DOING GREN!
Person 2: WHOA CALM DOWN RN

gren what you doing gren by gaming legend420 January 17, 2023

what are you doing step bro? 

The question you ask when your step bro walks into your room with his big schlong dong out and about. Expect "Sweet Home Alabama," to start playing in the next few seconds.

Step Sis: *in a loli voice* What are you doing step bro? *bites her lip as she tugs on her skirt*

FBI Agent: Okay I have seen enough

what are you doing step bro? by rottenkid May 9, 2019

What Are You Doing Step Bro? 

What you ask when your step bro is doing something he’s not supposed to.

Step Sis: “HELP! I’M STUCK”
Step Bro walks in.
Step Sis feels something.
Step Sis: “What Are You Doing Step Bro?”

What Are You Doing Step Bro? by DaddyMints July 21, 2020