Guke

1. A household name (if your relatives served in WWII,Korea, or Vietnam) for an individual of the Asian persuasion.

2. Entrepreneurs who usually start their own Nail Salon, or Restaurants in which their whole families are enslaved and forced to inhale dangerous toxins for several hours.

1. These damn fucking GUKES are every where!

2. Lizette: "damn girl, that guke hooked your nails up!"

by Reynaldo P. January 21, 2006

Guke

The name that must be used for everyone named Luke

Luke... I’ll call you Guke

by Bigfathernicole October 22, 2019

Guke

Something someone does that is not smart.

Quit being such a guke

by M1DN1GHT K1LZ February 21, 2017

Guke

The residue left on a man's penis after homosexual intercourse. Usually a combination of semen, fecal matter and/or blood.

Luke: "oh man, my tiny man sausage is covered in guke"

Giddy: "Don't worry babe bring it here and I'll lick it up"

Luke: "cheers hun"

by Guke4ever June 29, 2022

Guke

The girl (yuri) version of uke.

“Man i loved that show Yuri Is My Job, the guke Hime Shirasagi was sooo adorable”

by yuriloved100 August 5, 2023

Guke

Goon nuke

Mr. secretary, the president just dropped a guke on Legoland

by Gukeboy123 February 23, 2026

Guke Allsop

A poor feminine man that once ate a colored man’s asshole for some spare change. The colored man did not enjoy it so he put him in the fields and made him an accessory to his antique farm equipment.

Quit begging like a dirty Guke Allsop.

by PB&HJ April 27, 2025