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gamer shower 

A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes
Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"
gamer shower by longlivepeas October 22, 2019
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Gamer Shower 

Jack: “Connor why were you taking so long in the shower

Willem: “He was taking a gamer shower”
Gamer Shower by WinterShit February 4, 2019

Gamer Shower 

Going into a shower, getting out then heading straight for the computer.
Guy1: Yeah dude I took a Gamer Shower but still lost my comp game
Guy2: Damn, should've brought your gamer towel with you
Gamer Shower by JapanNeverMissed January 18, 2022

South Carolina Shower Game

A game in which you play catch with the soap and the person must catch it with one hand if he doesn't catch it you get to slap him in the nuts with the bar of soap
Johnny: Lets play the South Carolina Shower Game tonight after practice.
Adam: Hell no I always drop the soap my nuts are sore

Shower Games 

An event in jail in which the weakest link is brutally raped and made into a hoe.
( Usually in shower)
Hey, Bubba! Up for some shower games tonight? I heard that they got a new 'un in from a real quiet place in PA. Could be a nice piece a tail....

Gamershower 

When you shower in the middle of the night to try to pull an allnighter while playing a video game.
Dude, are you ready to take your Gamershower its like 2 A.M.

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE 

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"