Crosbie 

Crosbie is a beautiful young woman. She is sophisticated and awesome. Crosbie does good in all that she does. Perfect like a flower.

Person #1: Crosbie just helped the homeless and did her model shoot in one day
Person #2: Crosbie is just a perfect human being

Crosbie by Crozbieisthebest June 14, 2011

Crosbie 

A little boy who loves Ben Simmons and likes his bbq sauce on his titties but is a very loyal companion

Ben Simmons is scared of his biggest fan Crosbie

Crosbie by Jamaican Bob October 11, 2019

Crosbie Effect 

A This theoretical phenomenon happens when a superior (teacher, boss , project leader) gives you a task and once the task is completed you show said superior what you have completed. The fact that now the superior is observering causes a cosmic shit in the fabric of space and time causing the completed no matter how tested or functional it was before, it will fail in any random and unexpected way. This phenomenon has be observed by many itelectuals and has been called many things. It has even been referenced in movies and TV shows alike and is normally a source of comedy.

Worker: "the robot is fully working come see"

Boss comes to see, everything unexpectedly and impossibly fails

Worker "shit damn Crosbie effect"

Student: hey my project is finally done after a week of work

Teacher enters room : hey everything done yet?
Student : no fuck Crosbie effect

Everything inexplicably falls apart

Crosbie Effect by nanobug64nan May 3, 2018

Crosbie Sweater 

The only item of clothing a Saspot ever needs.

This Crosbie Sweater is always in fashion.

Crosbie Sweater by Anonymous October 9, 2016

Catpiss Crosbie 

A loud, drunken and generally disgraceful woman. Enjoys peeing in public and is entering the 2011 guiness world records for the longest pubic hair growth (she can plait it)

Hey man you're such a catpiss crosbie- you just peed in that alley!

Catpiss Crosbie by Rockandrose June 8, 2011

A Crosbie

A Crosbie is when you set up to win in a game or life but end up failing miserably.

Example 'rolling a 1 when you needed a 2 or higher'

Oh no I have done a Crosbie

A Crosbie by Sweet Tommy December 10, 2018

Crosbit

(pronounced poi-nuss) Reffering to the dust that sometimes appears in your undies after not showering for several days.

wanna smell my crosbit?

I went camping last week and my crosbit started crusting.

Dude, she totally ate my crosbit.

Crosbit by The Immaterial God (hazza G) August 6, 2009