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Leandering 

When a guy lifts up his girl with one arm and roughly destroys her pussy with his remaining hand while singing old fashion french songs.
Person 1: Last night i heard some girl moaning and a guy singing some old fashion french songs.

Person 2: woah, i guess he was Leandering her.

Person 3: Poor girl, that pussy is long gone
Leandering by Trunks July 29, 2016

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To ease around with no particular goal or destination in mind. Piddle
Roy: Hey, Billy Ray, what are you doin' out in town today?

Billy Ray: Ah, you know, just loafering around.
loafering by MericanMaster November 16, 2015

Lebbering 

A word to describe someone excessively trying to satisfy his or her girl- or boyfriend with his or her tongue.
Person 1: I can't get that picture out of my head of Michael lebbering his girlfriend!
Person 2: Yeah dude it was really disturbing...
Person 3: Hai I'm artyom.
Lebbering by Jorikito December 9, 2010

the blind leading the blind 

an expression which describes a situation where there is confusion or lack of direction.
"ever since that company got new management, it's been like the blind leading the blind over there."

lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.
Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."