Lastni 

A terrible disease that has plagued mankind since the beginning of time.

Lastni is on my mind!

Lastni by Lastni September 1, 2019

lastings 

A slang term for being "lazy". It also relates to a negative connotation for African Americans. The word originates from the baseball player Lastings Milledge in reference to his attitude and behavior.

I was too tired to go to work today, so I stayed in bed, called my boss and took a lastings day.
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After a big lunch, I feel very lastings and try to sleep for an hour.

lastings by Ray Boston95 January 6, 2009

firstname lastname

What your name turns in to when the news station forgets your name. Family members include lastname firstname, firstname bunchofnumbers, null null, John Doe, and name here name here.

Hi! I'm firstname lastname, according to the news.

firstname lastname by Humanish September 28, 2020

lastie 

the last person that you love

You are not my firstie, but lastie.

lastie by Ceyda Akbal May 9, 2018

lastminute.com 

Doing something last minute, named after the popular holiday site.

We haven't bought Mark a birthday present and his party starts in an hour!

Nothing like leaving it to the lastminute.com

lastminute.com by Giffer September 1, 2006

Lasties get assties 

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”

Lasties get assties by Dabundy November 27, 2017

lastnite.org 

the gayest strokes site there is. you get banned for no good reason.

Damn, I was gonna go to lastnite.org to fuck around but I got banned.

lastnite.org by chauncey peppertooth April 18, 2004