Hydro Homies 

Homies who stay hydrated

"Coke or Pepsi?"

Water please, were Hydro Homies

Hydro Homies by MrSnazzyGoose June 25, 2019

Hydro Homies 

Someone who is in love with staying hydrated

We hydro homies must stick together

Hydro Homies by Cancerousking August 16, 2019

Hydro Homies 

The homies at the gym who drink out of a gallon jug instead of a regular human-sized water bottle, making them “super” hydrated.

Some of the guys at my gym are total hydro homies.

Hydro Homies by Goth_Gravy August 15, 2019

Hydro Homies 

The male version of a VSCO girl.

They wear Adidas track pants, cross necklaces, baseball hats, drawstring bag, and their girlfriend's scrunchie on thier wrists.

Oh look! She's with her Hydro Homies!

Hydro Homies by Tyler V-boy December 24, 2019

r/hydrohomies 

The peak of content on reddit, an entire subreddit dedicated to water

John (looking through r/hydrohomies): hey man, do you ever just, like water?
Bob: yeah, I guess so
John (slaps hands on table): well,BOY DO I HAVE THE SUBREDDIT FOR YOU

r/hydrohomies by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 17, 2021

hydrohomie 

short guy that sneaks into your room at 3 am and shoves water down your throat

Dude 1: :why am i so quenched today?
Dude 2: "idk, may be the hydrohomie payed you a visit"

hydrohomie by Brainrot Person December 13, 2022

hydrohomie 

That dude that sells you bottled water and demand you drink water instead of any fucking thing else

Dude you need to hydrate! Stop drinking that artificial sugar bullshit! I care about you: I'm your hydrohomie

hydrohomie by BBsSasquatch June 26, 2024