bradenitis 

This is a mental ilnes for mentally retarded people generally associated with the name braden. One with bradenitis does a lot of bradenata and bradenataest. Side effects of this illness will be stupidity of the highest order and you will be a bit foxx ommok

The sun goes around the earth and I live on the moon

Oh no hope you are not suffering from bradenitis

bradenitis by Foxxilpufti July 17, 2020

Brokenitis 

A disease that is caused by not having the any money

Signs of brokenitis

1.eating meals like sandwiches,noodles,beans with chopped hot dogs or any other struggle meal

2.you tell everyone you’re broke

3.you wear the same shoes everyday

4.you put water in you dishsoap

Gettjng a job can cure this disease

James:look at this guy over there,he wears that same bum ass outfit everyday

Carl:he has brokenitis James....

James:oh damn that’s fucked up

Brokenitis by Trickmahdick February 28, 2019

Brainitis 

When an individual is being stupid for some indiscernible reason.

“Bruh I got brainitis, I thought four times four was twelve for a sec.”

Brainitis by Eggmun May 19, 2022

Braditis 

An extremely contagious, fast moving parasitic virus that moves from one host to another. This parasite is a predator who feeds off the host mentally, emotionally, physically and financially. Ridding oneself of this parasite is no easy feat due to the fact that the host has no idea they have been infected until it's too late. One must starve this parasite until it detaches and finds another host to feed off of.

Avoid self loathing narcissists or you come down with a bad case of Braditis.

Braditis by Your Poltergeist August 24, 2023

brandonitis 

when there is someone who is always happy and joyful, and you spend too much time around them, that person begins to absorb your happiness and leave you depressed and unhappy, while that person uses your happiness for themself.

i have brandonitis i think im going to kill myself.

brandonitis by nikilikilala December 17, 2008

Braditis 

Incurable disease, a gut- wrenching feeling you get when you can't think of anything but Brad.

I need to study, but my Braditis is acting up today.

Braditis by kakalina September 28, 2009

Bradyitis 

Complete memory loss and signs of repetition. Also known as cabbageness.

This person has signs of bradyitis

Bradyitis by Vangonite July 11, 2018