Lewisham

A quaint town in London. Go there with a posh accent and you will be stabbed. Good train station. Horrible shops.

Person 1: Shall I go to Lewisham?
person 2: Sure, just don't wear your top hat/

Lewisham by DrummerGirl December 15, 2012

Lewisham

Ghetto/poorly managed

Wow this place is very lewisham

Lewisham by Jasonisnotagod July 13, 2020

lewisham

a shithole located in southeast london with druggies chavs and roadmen.

person 1: “wanna go to lewisham for the day?”

person 2: “fuck off”

lewisham by meatloafbruv September 25, 2023

Lewisham Kite 

A discarded plastic bag floating beautifully through the air, like a child's kite. Named after the poverty stricken area in South London, England, where the phenomenon often occurs

"Man is that a bird, or a plane?"
"Nah bruv, that's just a Lewisham Kite."

Lewisham Kite by Loaded Jeff January 5, 2009

Trinity Lewisham 

A school with lots of sketty girls that think of man all the time and like to show their little batty especially year 8's
But a school with ballers

A school of sketty girls trinity lewisham is a disgrace

Trinity Lewisham by The trinity publisher July 28, 2019

cbhs lewisham

bunch of dumb ass fucking retards, gayer than the same sex marriage vote and pool full of rainbows
see how gay it is that sentence was gay cause cbhs is a gay school

wow cbhs lewisham is the gayest school

cbhs lewisham by Lebo legend May 29, 2019

Trinity Lewisham 

A school full off cute brown skins who are secretly sketty and boys are no hearted and trash clout chasers who are trash baller that has won 1 trophy basically a disgusting and waste of a building

Trinity Lewisham are clout chasers

Trinity Lewisham by Sedgehill author July 31, 2019