The Bammer 

A name saved and reserved for only the Greek God Theseus, allowing everyone to realize he could and will ban you with no mercy ever !

Theseus is The Bammer

The Bammer by Etho Bot March 7, 2020

The Bammer Hammer 

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.

"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"

The Bammer Hammer by Lavabite October 26, 2020

Up the bummers 

A drug taken rectally. Usually for a faster 'hit'.

Going to the club.

'You got any up the bummers?'

'We're off up the bummers tonight if you fancy it?'

Up the bummers by IrisDevour June 19, 2016

Strummer the bummer 

A below par bay operative who thinks he is the best.

Oh dear Strummer the bummer loaded the wrong lorry again

Strummer the bummer by Dw86 January 7, 2020

The Bamberg K 

When someones text message reply contains only the letter 'K', because the person is either to lazy or cool to add the letter 'O' in front.

Text message:

Person 1: Hey dude, it was so good seeing you the other day! I haven't seen you in agesss we should catch up!

The Bamberg K offender: K
_____________________________________________

Person 1: Babe, I'm pregnant

The Bamberg K offender: K

The Bamberg K by justhavingfundustin;) June 1, 2011

The Bameron 

The act of showing a woman your dick in exchange for nudes over SnapChat.

A woman requesting the Bameron:

"I'll only show you my clam getting bashed with a hairbrush if you send a photo of your cock first." - her

"ok." - him
*attaches random blokes chopper from the internet*

The Bameron by Gu5 May 21, 2024

The Original Bamfer

The first, and original, of many Nightcrawler Fans, or X-Men admirers. Usually is the most attractive and knowledgeable of the X-Men crowd. Known to be suave and sexy. A fanatic that enjoys cheesecake and most savory dishes. Stalked by millions, loved by all.

The Original Bamfer is a hero of mine, yo.

The Original Bamfer by Anannymoose September 2, 2006