“That’s my ass” 

A common phrase used when a male is trying to finger a female and the male goes to low and touches her asshole and the female exclaims, “Thats my ass.”

“That’s my ass” she told him and he moved his hand away from her asshole.

“That’s my ass” by Garrett Wick August 25, 2018

suck my dog’s ass 

A gritty insult used to demean someone when you are seriously pissed off at them.

Hey, I have a truly novel idea: you can suck my dog’s ass!

suck my dog’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

there’s a snake in my ass 

FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD

Hey there’s a snake in my ass and it hurts

there’s a snake in my ass by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021

kiss my dog’s ass 

A gritty attempt at an insult, designed to be humiliating because, let’s face it, nobody except another dog wants to kiss a dog’s ass.

Hey there little buddy, how would you like to kiss my dog’s ass?

kiss my dog’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2023

lick my rat’s ass

A vulgar and seriously demeaning phrase used when driving home an insult that intimates that you have so little respect for the person you are insulting that you are suggesting the person lick your rat’s ass instead of your own.

I have an idea for you: why don’t you lick my rat’s ass?

lick my rat’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

shit up my dog's ass 

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.

Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"

shit up my dog's ass by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008

You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone

Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!

You can suck my aim's ass by Endr9 February 4, 2020