The ultimate "god-like-cow-creature".
On first sight it might look like an ordinary com but when you take a closer look you notice he has an engine on his back. This ultimate tool is used by the straalkoe to fly around the world.
You might laugh about it now but we'll see if you can still laugh when the straalkoe nation has conquered the world.
A: OH MY GOD!!! Is it a bird, is it a plane, is it superman?
B: No!!! It's the allmighty straalkoe!
*Friend1: ayo i was lookin over my sis shoulder & you wont 6elieve what i saw.
*Friend2: cuz what you seen?
*Friend1: man a nigga 6een stralkin down the street cuz talm 6out this his hood.
*Friend2: hell naw let me find out dat nigga 6een stralkin in the hood.
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Stralking, Inserting a dissolvable pill filled with a lethal dose of fent through the males urethra and ejaculating so that the pill ejects before it dissolves.
dude, i love stralking so much. i stralk daily. me and my buddy jeremy had a stralk 1v1 and he died because he was lame and cant even stralk. i'm the #1 stralker.
Stralking, the act of inserting fentanyl through your urethra and ejaculating to try to eject the fentanyl from your body before the effects take place.