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pokaholic 

Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.
Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.
pokaholic by oibeachnc December 15, 2008
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Pokahotass 

Bastarization of Pokahontas, noun describes a very attractive Native American woman.
That coupier behind the casino counter is a real Pokahotass!
Pokahotass by Shabi January 30, 2005
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Pokahotass 

the name given to a fine chick if she were to have been a cartoon character. (parody of Pocahontas)
"Damn, if she were a cartoon character, she'd be named Pakahotass"
Pokahotass by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003
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walk up to someone and yell "pokahoe" (run)
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Pokahawtazz 

Ghetto fabulous queen with an exotic look that will have motherfukaz asking, "What you mixed wit?" The name is really a play on words that explains away her lovely lady locks and flirty nature
Oh ok Pokahawtazz, I see you...
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