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night hampster

A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.
While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.

night humper 

Someone who humps in their sleep...anything from pillows to humans....like a dog.
I can't share a bed with Ian, he's a night humper.
night humper by sulin December 24, 2015

Dry hump her good night 

Where a guy usually in the porn scene movement or the porn hippie movement instead of kissing a woman good night after a date will dry hump her good night. usually both the man and the woman are in one or both of those movements.