Malebian

A malebian is a heterosexual male who wants to be, or is, a woman; a lesbian. He wants to retain his maleness and have the body of a voluptous female and be able to experiance orgasm from a female perspective.

The ultimate kink is to be eaten out by a woman while I am a woman; I am a malebian.

Malebian by Justin P. Benedict August 29, 2005

malebranch 

Nicolas de Malebranche was a French philosopher of the Cartesian school who lived from 1638 to 1715. Pierre Bayle named him "the premier philosopher of our age". One of his works is the famous De la recherche de la vérité.

“I love good and pleasure, I hate evil and pain, I want to be happy and I am not mistaken in believing, that people, angels and even demons have those same inclinations.” - Nicolas de Malebranche

malebranch by Keith Godat September 5, 2008

malesbian 

A straight male who displays the characteristics of a lesbian.

He's such a malesbian! With his wine club and veganism. He's even on the SOFTBALL team!

malesbian by Darth Ugly July 2, 2005

malesbian 

a) A male bodied individual who identifies as a lesbian inside a man's body

b) A non-op transgendered male-bodied individual atttracted to female-bodied people

c) A male-bodied individual identifying as feminine in either sex or gender, but still attracted to female-bodied individuals

You think you're a lesbian trapped inside a man's body? Maybe you're a malesbian.

malesbian by FiggyPuddin757 January 8, 2008

malesbian 

A straight male who displays the characteristics of a lesbian. Can also be referred to as malesbianese.

Dude! He's such a malesbian! With his wine club and veganism. He's even on the SOFTBALL team!

malesbian by Darth Gayder July 1, 2005

malesbian 

A straight male who displays the characteristics/tendencies of a lesbian.

Wow. Nice plaid shirt and buzz-cut, dude. What are you, a malesbian?

malesbian by Shaunakin July 8, 2005

malebane 

Any phrase similar to "I just want to be friends!" Frequently causes dread in men who haven't learned the futility of unrequited love.

"Hey, baby, wanna fuck?"
"But, I just want to be friends!"

malebane by Plaid September 19, 2003