dickopthia 

Seeing phallic shapes (dicks) in everything

'That tree looks like a penis!'
No dude, it doesn't. You just suffer from dickopthia

dickopthia by Bojanglewangle June 3, 2019

Dickophile 

An avid lover of dick.

Most girls like dick, but she is a full on dickophile.

Dickophile by Nykimeow May 3, 2019

Dickophilia 

The act of being attracted to a deceased male.

"Dude did you hear? Zack's a dickophiliac."

Dickophilia by DickInAnAss January 1, 2016