Not Penis

The greatest weapon known to Dream SMP kind. The crossbow that not even Tommy could Escape. The weapon that only technoblade could take on. Not Penis!

Tommy: “Oh shit it’s big D”
Tubbo: “And he has Not Penis”

Not Penis by SpoiledMars October 27, 2020

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Not Penis

.the name for a snake

.the answer to any question

"This is my snake, his name is not penis."

"What's wrong?
....n-not penis."

Not Penis by Ms. Land Rover December 20, 2004

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Not penis cream

It really is Penis Cream

When my penis cream came in the mail it was in a plain brown box labled "NOT PENIS CREAM"

Not penis cream by lo December 22, 2003

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Not the penis hole

Something WindowsXPUser says when he talks about penis.

WindowsXPUser: Not the penis hole
Windows XPUser: It's called the Urethra
Me: You have no clue how stupid that sounds.

It's not the penis hole, it's the Urethra.

Not the penis hole by NotThePenisHole July 26, 2019

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Jimmy, that's not a penis

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.

Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"

Jimmy, that's not a penis by Adamdoesntlikegirls April 29, 2015

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