edli 

/ed-lee/ /n/

A great guys but has a very small penis ; Great in math ; A know it all ; More great in calculator s rather than bed . Hopeless in getting slim ; has eating issues. In some way cute

OMG! That guys an edli! Ew!

edli by Radical man October 24, 2014

edli 

Not many people like her, because of how she appears(stuck up, bitchy) Yet the few people she lets in completely adore her. She is so beautiful, can catch anyones attention. She might always be in a bad mood and has a bitch face on but its because of eveything shes been through. She has trust issues, and might hurt you but not intend to. She is into popular boys, hot boys and fuckboys. She always thinks about them and wants to cuff one badly.

"She a bitch, i got to know her she a sweetheart""She is beautiful, she is into basketball boys"
ahhhh

"she fosho an edli"

edli by moodybipolar May 15, 2019

Edlin 

Something strangely beautiful. Something noone can control. An Edlin lives time in its own world, and belongs to noone. Many may love an Edlin but never loved enough. An Edlin gets its energy from from the moon. You find an Edlin. treat it well, never let it go.

You find an Edlin, expect a change.

Edlin by I_am_kitten_hear_me_roar November 29, 2011

edline 

1. A students worst nightmare.

2. Edline allows parents to check grades with the click of a mouse. If your parent or guardian seems upset, irritable, and is questioning you about your grades, leave your house immediately, for they have been exposed to the Edline.

Student: Hey mom and dad can I go to the movies tonight?

Mom & Dad: Uhh no. We just checked Edline and your algebra scores are unnacceptable.

Student: I hate edline.

edline by YessiCroos June 21, 2007

Edlin 

crazy but under control, always a fun time, loves cake, best sex EVER, spontaneous, amazing at everything, happiness, mature, gorgeous beyond reason, you cant go wrong with this one !

edlin my girl !

Edlin by chicolick August 3, 2011

Edline 

The biggest enemy of most high school students. Basically it sends an email to your parents when it updates and allows them to see all of your grades.

Sorry dude i cant go paintballing my parents just got an edline report

Edline by gregmax19 October 11, 2009

Edline 

The worst Hell on Earth. Satan's best friend. A parent's excuse to grounding. A naked jog through a cactus mine field while on fire.

Edline is a destroyer of weekends and a crusher of souls. It replaces xbox with sponges and PS3 with mops. It tears out a kid's heart, rips it, burns it to ashes, shoves the ashes in a wooden box floatin down the river and into a jagged crevice in which it is torn apart by vampire piranha demons and eaten by carrot monkeys.

Edline SUX. It's terrible and just another excuse for teachers to ruin student's lives. So if your mom or dad has one, say goodbye to the sun and your social life because from now on, the only thing you can ever look forward to when you get home from the torturous jail cell those morons call a school is the sound of your parents' voices saying, "I was on Edline today and...."

Mom: Hi honey, how was school today?
Kid: ...eh.
Mom: Really. Well I was on Edline today and...
Kid: OH SHIZZ. *runs out the back door*

Edline by Andie D. March 5, 2011