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Post Nut Clarity 

The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to
Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
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Post Nut Clarity 

The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut).

Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)

Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.

Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
1. I saw my baby’s mom the other day and I couldn’t stop thinking how fine she looked, I honestly had to go home and beat my meat to get some Post Nut Clarity because I was tripping, I wasn’t thinking straight to wanna to be messing with her again.

2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
Post Nut Clarity by GolfRomeo242 September 17, 2018

Post Nut Clarity 

"Dude give me five min I'm bout ot do dome dumb shit I need some post nut clarity"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"
Post Nut Clarity by saladcock September 14, 2019

Post Nut Clarity 

That feeling of utter disgust after you just bust a nut. It gets worse the weirder the video you watch. You basically realize what your watching and think that it's horrible and that you would never watch it again yet you still do.
John: "Last night was horrible I had the worse post nut clarity of my life!"
Bryce: "Bro wtf were you watching then."
John: "Some incest cosplay shit."
Bryce: "Bro you are so fucking down bad."
Post Nut Clarity by SkinnyPenis:( November 22, 2021

Post nut clarity 

Post nut clarity is when you bust a nut, your mind becomes clear and you achieve negative hornyness.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.

Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.
I had no motivation to do homework, but with that post nut clarity I had that sh*t done right away.

Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?

post nut clarity 

the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.
Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.
post nut clarity by doublechinsalad December 29, 2020

Post nut clarity 

The sensation which happens after ejaculating and makes one feel very lucid and aware.

Symptoms of it are feeling regretful if you have masturbated to something very weird. This sensation makes a man lose interest in women for a short period of time and often makes one regret an upcoming date since they as said lost a sex drive for a short period of time.

It may be an evolutionary trait for males to leave a female after impregnation or mating.

Possible cause may be hormones and an immediate blood rush into the brain causing such lucidity, awareness, and regret.
I cannot think of an example of this word being used in a sentence, since normally i wouldn't talk about it. But post nut clarity is a very weird and unexplainable thing